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greelin:

often horror will ask the question “what if there was a strange man outside your door?” and my answer is Well i would not like that very much. real life is like this, too

revan-escence:

tiktoksijustthinkareneat:

nat-20s:

“what’s your dream job??” Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don’t have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world’s specialist little princess

sandmandaddy69:

himbofisher:

aprillikesthings:

soberscientistlife:
Compare paychecks with you co-workers. It is the best way to get equality.
In the USA it is illegal for them to even ASK you not to talk about your wages

3liza:

3liza:
stop doing this

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

louisegluckpdf:

thr funniest part of therapy to me is when you first come in and you’re exchanging niceties and they say “hello! how are you” and you say “im fine how are you :)” and then 30 seconds later they put on their therapist voice and say “so how are you doing?” and you go well lisa. believe it or not im doing Bad